1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,961 -BeBe! -[BeBe laughs] 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,547 -Hmm. -[squirting] 3 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:08,050 -[laughs] -Hmm. 4 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,510 -[BeBe yells] -[CeCe laughs] 5 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,471 Daddy, I have to do a report on the Rodney King rebellion. 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,014 What was it like back then? 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,183 How would I know, baby girl? Ask Mama. 8 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,268 Well, you're old. 9 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,938 I said ask your mama. 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,898 -She's older than me. -Mm-hmm. 11 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,191 Way older than me. 12 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:25,984 [laughs] 13 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,527 Now I'm trying to talk to China. 14 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,780 I'm afraid not yet, Mr. Proud. 15 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,617 Seems you didn't pay your Internet bill. 16 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,955 Peabo, I told you to use the Wi-Fi called 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,041 "FelixOwnsThis", one word, no spaces, password "churro". 18 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:42,960 [twins laughing] 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,796 -Oscar. -Mama, make Daddy help me. 20 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,799 After he helps me. Oscar, the Wi-Fi's not working. 21 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,260 -What's wrong with it? -Announcement, everybody. 22 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:54,596 Leave Daddy alone. I'm closing a super-big, 23 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,431 megaton international corporate deal 24 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:59,268 that will change my life, not yours, my life. 25 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,648 Come on, kids. Your father only cares about himself. 26 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:08,944 [twins laughing] 27 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,071 Remember this, Peabo. Never get married. 28 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,032 -So, did we reach China yet? -Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:17,035 But I can't understand a word they're saying. 30 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:20,747 [man in Shanghainese] Proud Snacks? Prank call? Aren't you out of business? 31 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,000 -[in English] You said you spoke Chinese. -I do. 32 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,169 Mandarin. Not Shanghainese. 33 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,838 [doorbell rings] 34 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,965 [grumbles] 35 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,301 -[yells] -Oh. 36 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,761 Bobby, since when do you start ringing the doorbell? 37 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,305 Ever since Ma put me out. 38 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,932 Baby bruh, I need a place to stay. 39 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,271 ? The... Proud... Family... What? ? 40 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,189 ? You and me will always be tight ? 41 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,192 ? Family every day and every night ? 42 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,403 ? Even when you start acting like a fool ? 43 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,156 ? You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ? 44 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,616 ? I know I can always be myself ? 45 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,910 ? When I'm with you more than anybody else ? 46 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:01,246 ? Every single day that I'm headed off to school ? 47 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,874 ? You know there's no one I love as much as you ? 48 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,460 -? The family ? -? The family ? 49 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,795 ? Proud family ? 50 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,923 ? They'll make you scream! ? 51 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,925 ? They'll make you wanna sing! ? 52 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,928 ? It's a family thing, a family A proud, proud family ? 53 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,889 ? Proud family ? 54 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,683 ? They'll push your buttons! ? 55 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,727 ? They'll make you wanna hug 'em ? 56 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,605 ? A family, family Proud, proud family ? 57 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:27,773 ? Proud, proud family ? 58 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:28,982 [Oscar screams] 59 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,402 [Bobby] Mmm. Yep. Oh, this good. 60 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,946 Oh, thank you, by the way. Uh. Mmm. 61 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,782 This is all right. Ooh, I was hungry. 62 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,241 So Papi showed up, right? 63 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,118 And the next thing I know, Mama, 64 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,454 she started acting brand-new. 65 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:44,790 Told me to get out and move in with you. 66 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,541 Heh, well, she told you wrong. 67 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,044 Wait a minute. Why would Papi move in with Suga Mama? 68 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,004 Why would anybody move in with Suga Mama? 69 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:53,465 My Spanglish is a little rusty, 70 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:57,511 but I think it was something to do with Sunset's Mama 71 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,347 moving into the Boulevardez's crib. 72 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,642 Mr. Proud! Mr. Proud! They're about to hang up. 73 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:07,020 We got to find somebody who speaks Shanghainese. 74 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:11,400 Ah, yeah, look, baby bruh. I'm your man. 75 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,944 Stop it, Bobby. You're messing with my-- 76 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,488 Hello. This is Bobby Proud. 77 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,532 [in Shanghainese] It's an honor to meet you. 78 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,866 [man on phone] Bobby Proud? 79 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,910 [in Shanghainese] I love Gas Station Nachos! 80 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:24,246 You're my favorite. Whatever you want, you got it. 81 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,289 As long as I get an autograph. 82 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,625 Ha, ha, ha. 83 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,210 [man continues speaking on phone] 84 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,754 [laughs, speaking in Shanghainese] 85 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:40,345 [in Shanghainese] I love you too. Tseh way! Tseh way! 86 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,764 -[in English] Bye now. -What was that, Bobby? 87 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,015 You cussed the man out? 88 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:49,020 They placed an order for one million cases of Proud Snacks, Mr. Proud. 89 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,106 A million cases of Proud Snacks? 90 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:54,317 They wanted more, but I knew you couldn't handle that kind of weight. 91 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,988 -I'm gonna be rich! -We're gonna be rich! 92 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,906 -I'm gonna be rich! -We're gonna be rich! 93 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,324 We're gonna be... 94 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,202 I mean, you're gonna be rich. 95 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,289 -I'm gonna be rich. Bobby... -Oh, yeah... 96 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,874 I take back every word I said. 97 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,709 You can stay here as long as you want. 98 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,795 Oscar darling, may I speak to you for a second? 99 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,048 What do you mean he can stay here as long as he likes? 100 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:20,469 I mean, he's family, Trudy. And that's what you do for family. 101 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,138 -Especially when they speak Shanghainese. -Mm-hmm. 102 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,724 -Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be rich. -[laughs] Gooey, gooey! 103 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,726 He's got a week, Oscar. 104 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,688 -Oh. -No, forget her, big brother. 105 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,398 We got more things to worry about. 106 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,443 Like how to say, "I'll take that red Lamborghini" in Shanghainese. 107 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,945 We're gonna be rich. I'm gonna be rich. 108 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:47,245 -So, how we doing, Peabo? -It's looking good, Mr. Proud. 109 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,582 My robots are working as predicted. 110 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:54,169 We're on track to ship one million cases by the end of the week. 111 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,338 That is amazing, Peabo! 112 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,007 Oh, thank you, Mr. Proud. 113 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:02,093 I upgraded these dumb auto robots 114 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:05,889 into sentient beings, capable of producing, packaging 115 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,683 and shipping Proud Snacks without supervision. 116 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,227 You know what that means, Peabo? 117 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,021 -Hmm? -I don't need you anymore! 118 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:16,608 [laughs] No, I'm just kidding. I mean, I'm not. 119 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:19,110 -I mean, sort of. A teeny bit. -[grunts softly] 120 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,779 Behold! My newest creation! 121 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,864 Proud Snacks Sweet and Sour Jellies! 122 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,950 In the form of their creator. 123 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,661 None other than... That's right, moi. 124 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,623 And to think all these years, the secret of my success was in my head. 125 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,999 [laughs] 126 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,585 Sour! 127 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,879 Peabo, put Suga Mama's head on these. 128 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,841 Wait a minute. Mmm. 129 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,551 Sweet! 130 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:43,635 Never mind. 131 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,388 So you're telling me these tin cans 132 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:49,266 actually know what they're doing? 133 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,395 I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Proud. 134 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,356 I do what I want, Peabo. These are my snacks. 135 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,360 -Danger. Danger. Danger. -Huh? 136 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,196 Danger. Danger. Danger. 137 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,865 Aah! Whoa! 138 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,450 [yelping] 139 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,120 [screams] 140 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,206 [cell phone ringing] 141 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:16,084 -[in squeaky voice] Hello? -Were you kidding, Mr. Proud, 142 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:19,045 when you said you didn't need me? 143 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,339 [normal voice] Oh, whoa! You can't-- Turn it off! 144 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,133 Turn it off, Peabo! 145 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,926 -[cell phone ringing] -Hello? 146 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,637 Oscar, you have got to get Bobby out of here now. 147 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,557 -[? rock music playing] -He's been rehearsing all day. 148 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,892 I can't hear myself think. 149 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,894 Trudy, I've got my own problems right now! 150 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,229 -[loud thud] -[screaming] 151 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,360 [Oscar screaming] Trudy! 152 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,121 [phones ringing] 153 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,082 [robots speaking in Shanghainese] 154 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,335 [door opens] 155 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:03,298 What? What do you have these Rock'em Sock'em robots doing now? 156 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,718 That's our customer service department, Mr. Proud. 157 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,803 Peabo, what is my number one rule? 158 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:12,557 -The customer is always wrong. -Which means? 159 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,310 -No customer service? -Exactly. 160 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,478 Watch me handle this. 161 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:20,482 Ooh, I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Proud. 162 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,067 I do what I want, Peabo! 163 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,319 [robots powering down] 164 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,865 -[speaking Shanghainese] -[alarm blaring] 165 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,325 [screams] 166 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,951 [yelling] 167 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,746 [cell phone ringing] 168 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,706 -[in squeaky voice] Hello? -[Penny] Daddy! 169 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,458 Uncle Bobby ate our dinner. 170 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,336 I've got my own problems right now, baby girl. Call Wiz-Dash. 171 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,797 I did! They rejected your card, 172 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,674 and then they came over and tore it up! 173 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,093 [normal voice] Use your mama's! Call the Geek Squad! 174 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,303 And tell 'em to come to my factory right away! 175 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,930 Why y'all keep packaging me? 176 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,058 Penny! Call your mama! 177 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,185 Penny! 178 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,148 [robots speaking indistinctly] 179 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:13,326 -What's going on here, Peabo? -The robots are on strike. 180 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,619 This ain't a union shop. 181 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,079 Tell them to get back to work, 182 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,915 or I'll take them apart and sell them back to the junkyard. 183 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:22,669 Ooh, I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Proud. 184 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,422 Of course you wouldn't. That's what makes me a winner. 185 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,757 And you, my assistant-slash-flunkey. 186 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,343 [ululating yell] 187 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:35,807 Your turn. 188 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,184 [screams] 189 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,562 [yells] 190 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,273 -[cell phone ringing] -[twins crying on phone] 191 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,150 [Oscar] BeBe, CeCe, calm down. 192 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,444 Daddy can't understand you. 193 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,321 Uncle Bobby took our room. 194 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,408 [Oscar] Okay, okay. If you don't cry, Daddy won't cry. 195 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,369 Daddy will talk to Uncle Bobby when he gets back from Shanghai. 196 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,454 [snoring] 197 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,497 [Oscar screaming] BeBe! CeCe! 198 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,623 Hmm? 199 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,585 [rooster crowing] 200 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,046 [? upbeat music playing] 201 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,967 Come on, Bobby. I'm trying to sleep. 202 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,719 Bobby, stop it! 203 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,263 ? Just let the cheese run down the sides ? 204 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,891 -? Gas station nachos ? -? A little jalapeno ? 205 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,726 Will you shut up with all that racket? 206 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,728 I don't know who told you you could sing. 207 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,064 Uncle Bobby, I can't figure out these equations. 208 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,733 -You've gotta help me. -Did you do what I told you to do? 209 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,985 Dad says I can't play music while I'm studying. 210 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:32,489 Well, that's why your daddy repeated the third grade three times. 211 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,616 Just listen to this, child. 212 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,493 [? ethereal funk music playing] 213 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,703 Huh? Uh... Huh? 214 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,165 [rapid dinging] 215 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,921 [Penny laughing] 216 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:55,595 ? You see, baby girl Music and math is all the same ? 217 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,973 Now I get it. Thanks, Uncle Bobby. 218 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,642 Anytime, child. 219 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,310 Look here, Bobby. We need to talk. 220 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,395 Bobby, I can't connect to the Wi-Fi. 221 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,106 Could you help me, please? 222 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:10,401 -[beeps] -Oh, it's working. 223 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,113 Thank you, Bobby. You are the best. 224 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:16,950 Don't mention it. I need to pick up some fresh scallions for breakfast. 225 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,535 Ch, Ch, Ch. 226 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,538 Scallions? He don't know what a scallion is. Don't worry, Trudy. 227 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,040 I'm kicking him and his banjo out of the house today. 228 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,209 [both] Why would you do that? 229 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,878 What? Y'all said y'all wanted him out of here. 230 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:32,465 I've got $700 worth of calls to Shanghai to prove it. 231 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:36,427 No, Bobby's been great. He plays with BeBe and CeCe. 232 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,263 He helps Penny with her homework. 233 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,806 He fixes things. 234 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,975 Bobby can stay as long as he wants. 235 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,353 You just go to work and do your snack thing, baby. 236 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,523 Don't you worry your pretty little head about us, Oscar. 237 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,651 Thanks to Bobby, everything is fine here at home. 238 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,695 All right, all right, everybody sit down. 239 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,864 I'll have breakfast ready in a jiffy. 240 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:06,416 Breakfast? Mm-mm-mm. That's my favorite meal. 241 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,126 Bye, Oscar. 242 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,962 And we understand if you have to go back to Malaysia. 243 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,175 Trudy! 244 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,680 [rewinding tape] 245 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,978 Okay, Uncle Bobby. You gone tonight. 246 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,731 -Hey there, Mr. Proud. -What in the-- 247 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,650 What'd I tell you about walking up on me? What do you want? 248 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,737 We're having supply chain issues, Mr. Proud. 249 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,448 There's your issue, Peabo. We don't make chains. 250 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,492 We make snacks. Speaking of which, where's my Salisbury steak? 251 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,911 What steak? [chomps] 252 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,663 [stomach grumbling] 253 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,207 Hmm. 254 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,333 [burps] 255 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,964 Mr. Proud, the issue is if we can't deliver on our order, 256 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,217 the Chinese can cancel payment. 257 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,220 Who told you that? I thought you couldn't speak Shanghainese. 258 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,888 Uncle Bobby told me. 259 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,433 Last night we analyzed our entire supply chain. 260 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:10,021 Oh, he is the greatest, Mr. Proud. 261 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:14,025 I felt honored just to be in his presence. 262 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,903 What'd I tell you, Peabo? No idol worshiping! 263 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,238 Stay away from Bobby! 264 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,240 Anybody with a rag on his head is suspect! 265 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:24,244 But, Mr. Proud, the amazing Uncle Bobby said... 266 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,496 [cell phone ringing] 267 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,880 -What in the... Trudy! Trudy! -But, Mr. Proud. 268 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,216 -What do we do with-- -Just figure it out, Peabo! 269 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,300 [door slams] 270 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:43,137 With this advance check for $500,000... 271 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,684 Oh, well, I guess I gotta keep it. 272 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,602 Thanks, Mr. Proud. 273 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,730 [Oscar screaming] 274 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,775 Mama! Mama! Mama... [muttering] 275 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,943 Mama, I'm... 276 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,029 Told you Girl Scouts to get off my dang porch. 277 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,781 [? scary music playing] 278 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,533 [screaming] 279 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,037 Oh, shut up, boy. 280 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,623 I just do this to scare the little begging brats away. 281 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,459 -What do you want? -Mama, please. 282 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,546 You got to take Bobby back. He's ruining my life. 283 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,464 [? romantic RandB music playing] 284 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,717 Wait a minute. Why you got the lights off? 285 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,051 And burning incense? 286 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,012 And playing Sade? 287 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,056 It's called a mood, and you're ruining it. 288 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,310 Look, Oscar, I don't have time to lollygag. 289 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,687 Papi's about to do my feet. 290 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,274 -[cackling] -[in Spanish] Call, call, call 911. 291 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,529 Oh... [sobs] 292 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,407 Mama, he's stealing my family! 293 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,159 Mama, please! 294 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,077 Please take him back! 295 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,496 Felix! Felix! 296 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,833 [grunts] Ow! 297 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,502 Hmm? Hmm? Oscar, what's going on? 298 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,088 Word on the street, your mother-in-law moved in. 299 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,673 Now, don't you hate that? 300 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,592 How would you like to get rid of her? 301 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,678 Why are you talking to me about my mother-in-law? 302 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,013 Why? 303 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,307 Because of your mother-in-law, 304 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,933 Papi moved in with Suga Mama. 305 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,727 And Bobby moved in with me. 306 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,229 And now, he's moving in on my wife and my kids. 307 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,148 He's helping people with their homework. 308 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,859 He's cooking. He's being emotionally available. 309 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,069 He's going to the zoo. 310 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,572 Point is, I've got to get Nanny McPhee out of my house. 311 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,032 And the only way to do that 312 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,618 is to get your mother-in-law out of your house. 313 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,286 Slow your roll there, neighbor. 314 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,579 I love my mother-in-law. 315 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:35,208 She cooks the food I like, she does my laundry the way I like, 316 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,669 and she tells Sunset how lucky she is to have me, 317 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,755 which I also like. 318 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:44,258 When she's here, I am truly the man of the house. 319 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,888 I am a god! 320 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,268 Oh, there you are. My favorite son-in-law, 321 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,687 who's too good for my daughter. 322 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,898 When is the last time you've eaten, huh? 323 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,566 You're thin as a rail. 324 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,860 You didn't mention she was blind as a bat. 325 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,155 Oh, marranitos. That's my favorite. 326 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,199 Hey, I want some little piggies, too. Ow! 327 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,493 You hit as hard as Suga Mama. 328 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:14,664 It's not for you. Just my wonderful son-in-love. 329 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,626 Hurry along, dear. Dinner is served. 330 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,628 I'll be there, mother-in-love. 331 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,214 What did I tell you? I'm a god. 332 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,007 I'm never getting rid of her. 333 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,845 Hey, Oscar. Does Felix know you're here? 334 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,972 He went with his mother-in-love. Ew. 335 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,432 I know. They're sickening. 336 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,435 -I wish she'd get out of my house. -Whoa, wait a minute. 337 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,855 -You don't want your mother here? -Of course not. 338 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,357 I mean, she showed up last week, unannounced. 339 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,192 Hmm, sounds like you'd do anything 340 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,777 -to get rid of her. -Anything. 341 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238 Great. Well, I think we should go talk to your daddy 342 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,782 and get them back together. What do you think? 343 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,325 Anything except that. 344 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,452 Only thing worse than living with my mother 345 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,704 is talking to my father. 346 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,166 In fact, I've never heard him say three words in my entire life. 347 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,918 Look, Sunset, I'm desperate. Because of your mother, 348 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,838 Bobby is at my house right now playing Father Knows Best. 349 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,507 And I'm going to do whatever it takes to get him out. 350 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,343 Which means I've got to get Papi out of Suga Mama's house. 351 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,430 Which means you've got to get Guadalupe out of your house. 352 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,224 So let's go and talk to your daddy. 353 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,311 Slow your roll, Oscar. I'm not doing it. 354 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,939 The only thing you're not doing is taking care of your man. 355 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,817 Now, be a good girl and go to the store 356 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,652 and pick up a pumice stone. 357 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,530 I'm giving Felix a pedicure. 358 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,451 -Let's go see my dad, Oscar. -Oh, yeah. 359 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,871 [animals chittering] 360 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,414 [? suspenseful music playing] 361 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,089 No wonder your mother left. 362 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,716 Who wants to live in a houseboat? 363 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,343 Who else? My father. 364 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,472 [grunts] 365 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,640 Whoa! Hold on! 366 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,478 [screaming] Help! Help! 367 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,397 Hmm? 368 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,607 [yelling] 369 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,486 [screaming] 370 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,657 [grunts] 371 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,951 [screams] 372 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,454 Is Hector Schwarzenegger over there your daddy? 373 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,164 -His name is Madero. -[growls] 374 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,999 Madero, Hercules, the Incredible Hulk, 375 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,335 I don't care what you call him. I'm out of here. 376 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,755 -Hey, Trapo, is that you? -Huh? 377 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:31,717 [sighs] No, Papa, it's not Trapo. It's Sunset. 378 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:35,429 Yeah, I know mi trapito. And Felix. 379 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,597 God, you lost weight. 380 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,391 Oi. That's not Felix, Papa. 381 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,686 -That's my neighbor, Oscar. -Really? 382 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,229 Looks like him, though. 383 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,064 Uh, bad eyes run in your family, huh? 384 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,025 Ugh, I knew this wasn't a good idea. Come on, Oscar. 385 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,402 Sunset, no. 386 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,279 -Tell him. -Tell me que? 387 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:55,032 Uh, little Trapo needs to talk to you about something. Right, Trapo? 388 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,410 So let's hear it, Trapo. Speak up. 389 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:58,995 I... 390 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,416 I... need... 391 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,085 -Oh. -Stop shaking like that. 392 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,338 -What do you need, money? -No, Daddy. 393 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:13,467 I want you to come and get your wife out of my house. 394 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,680 Your mother? What do you mean? She's here. 395 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,725 -Guadalupe, vente! -[Sunset] Hello! 396 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,020 -She left you a week ago! -She did? 397 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,773 I was wondering why it was so peaceful around here. 398 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,776 I don't know why I've been scared of you all of these years. 399 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,863 You're just a pitiful, selfish viejo! 400 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,364 Ugh! 401 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,949 Come on, Oscar. 402 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,118 Huh? 403 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,662 [Sunset grunts angrily] 404 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,461 Thank you, Oscar. If it weren't for you, 405 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,380 I would have never had the courage to stand up to my father. 406 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,633 But I didn't want you to stand up to your daddy. 407 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,010 I wanted you to get him to come and get your mama. 408 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,095 -You gotta go back. -Not gonna happen, Oscar. 409 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,848 -I'm done with him. -There you are, mi Trapo. 410 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,974 [both] Huh? 411 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,227 -What took you so long? -How'd he beat us back here? 412 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,229 He was a helicopter pilot in the army, 413 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,023 and he never gave it back! 414 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,987 What are you doing here, Daddy? 415 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,572 What you told me to do. 416 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,574 I'm getting your mother out of your house. 417 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,786 I'm not going anywhere with you. 418 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:26,499 That's right, Madero. Especially not before dinner. 419 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,042 Come on, Guadalupe. 420 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,919 Your daughter no te quiere aqui. 421 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,838 You cannot tell me what to do, Madero. 422 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,591 -I can think for myself. -You tell him, mother-in-law. 423 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,302 By the way, are we having those chiles rellenos tonight? 424 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,471 Or was it gordita? 425 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,014 [in Spanish] Callate, Felix! 426 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:46,102 [in English] Chihuahua! No wonder Trapo wants you out of her house. 427 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,562 Look what you've done to her husband! 428 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,730 [grunts] 429 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,859 Okay, Guadalupe. I'm asking you. 430 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:55,903 Come home with me. 431 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,780 Uh... 432 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:03,536 You should have asked me if I wanted to live on a houseboat. 433 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,454 Is that what this is all about? 434 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,708 It's what it has always been about. 435 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:12,670 You never ask me anything. It's whatever Madero wants. 436 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,171 Well, I have had it. 437 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,507 From now on, I do what I want 438 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:21,345 so you can go live on your little houseboat all by yourself. 439 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,889 Oh, come on. 440 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,308 You probably didn't even know I was gone. 441 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,978 -Of course I knew. -Yeah, when Sunset told you. 442 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,062 [grumbles] 443 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,566 What I meant to say was, this ain't none of my business. 444 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,192 I'll be right over here, guys. 445 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,155 Okay, Guadalupe. 446 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,199 If that's the way you feel, that's the way I feel. 447 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,076 -Fine. -Fine. 448 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,162 [grunts] 449 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,707 Mmm. 450 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,793 Well... 451 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,465 Do you want to live on a houseboat? 452 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,259 Yes. 453 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,723 Then what was this all about? 454 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:09,393 I just wanted you to acknowledge I'm here. 455 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,605 And what is it that the kids say? 456 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,523 That I matter. 457 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,693 -Hmm. -[chuckles softly] 458 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,113 -[both chuckle] -Aw. 459 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,991 You're here and you matter, Guadalupe. 460 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,411 -[both] Huh? -[Madero grumbles] 461 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,038 I'll just go be over here. 462 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:30,748 [Guadalupe] Hmm. 463 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:32,917 [Sunset] Hmm. 464 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:34,668 Hmm. 465 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,420 Mm-hmm. 466 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,673 -[yelps] -I'm gonna get you for this. 467 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,010 The only thing you're getting are your mother-in-law's bags, 468 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,888 so she can get the heck out of my house. 469 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,139 Now, Felix! 470 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,351 Was that tough enough for you, Oscar? 471 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,269 Absolutely, little Trapo. 472 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:53,354 [chuckles] 473 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,239 Thank you, baby bruh, for putting up with me. 474 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,117 -And, Trudy-- -Oscar, that wasn't very nice. 475 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,370 -[doorbell ringing] -Bobby, I told you... 476 00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:13,207 -Peabo, what do you want? -Mr. Proud, there's an emergency. 477 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,708 I don't know how it happened, 478 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,503 but the robots, they got legs now. 479 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,839 And they're walking to your house. 480 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:25,427 -[? suspenseful music playing] -[robots speaking indistinctly] 481 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,890 I know you have to go to work, right? 482 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,392 Oh, Peabo can handle it. 483 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,561 We may be living on the streets next week, 484 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,062 but I'm here for you now. 485 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,731 Whatever you want to do, family, let's do it. 486 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,233 We love you, Daddy. 487 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,819 [cell phone buzzing] 488 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,989 Hey, Dijonay. Really, girl? 489 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,283 -Give me all the tea. -[cell phone ringing] 490 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,119 Uh-oh. There's a bear inside of Wizmart. 491 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,454 Not on my watch. Gotta go, Oscar. 492 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,166 Okay, BeBe and CeCe. I guess it's just us. 493 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,421 [man on TV] Hey, kids, it's time for the Shuggie Show! 494 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,131 [CeCe] Shuggie, Shuggie! 495 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,800 Starring Shuggie, the giant panda. 496 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,885 [twins laughing] 497 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,554 Well, at least I got my family back. 498 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:12,850 -[robot speaking indistinctly] -[screams] 499 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,061 [? theme music playing] 500 00:23:16,111 --> 00:23:20,661 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0